oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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