His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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