she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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