you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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