I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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