Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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