chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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