I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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