WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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