I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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