Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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