He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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