yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
