I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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