whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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