He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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