all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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