Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Fuck appropriateness.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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