So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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