I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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