oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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