I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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