thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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