dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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