The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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