My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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