I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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