Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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