Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
What drink are we having for lunch?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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