Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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