Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So much rum. So many feels.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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