Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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