Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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