NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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