i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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