Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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