my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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