What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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