Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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