I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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