Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I FOUND THE LEGS
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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