Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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