Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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