I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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