Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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