I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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