You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
