How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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