that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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