Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
...so i touched it.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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