i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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