To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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