I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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