so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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