Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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