The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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