Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
