So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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