Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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