Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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